Maxim Levoshin

Category: Europe

  • I drive my car into Armenia

    I drive my car into Armenia

    I drive my car into Armenia, the border guards look carefully at the car (Lithuanian license plates), at me, at the car again, at me again, and they say: Taaaaaak, you have a Russian passport, according to the rules of the customs union you have to leave a deposit for customs clearance of the car in cash here, $25000, you will take it when you leave the country

    Yes, yes, that’s exactly how I imagined it: I leave a cutlet at customs, two weeks later in these empty mountains the envelope is waiting for me and just comes back.

    Wait, but this is for citizens of the Russian Federation, I still have a passport.

    (Sighing longingly) then you don’t need duty, just pay a $10 gynecological fee at the bank and go through.

  • 🇩🇪Berlin’s Best for a Relaxed Day Out

    Berlin’s charm lies in its laid-back vibe—perfect for locals and visitors who want to take it slow. Here are my favorite spots for a chill day in the German capital:  

    ☕ Where to Drink Coffee

    – The Barn & Five Elephants: The go-to spots for alternative coffee lovers. Whether you’re after a perfect flat white or a hand-brewed pour-over, these roasters deliver.  

    🍳 Where to Instagram Your Breakfast

    – No Fire No Glory & Factory: Classic Berlin brunch vibes—think avocado toast DIY kits, great coffee, and an inevitable 20-minute queue. Totally worth it for the flavors and the pics.  

    🎨 Day Walk: Teufelsberg

    – Also known as Devil’s Mountain, this abandoned Cold War-era observatory is a graffiti-lover’s paradise. Bonus: it’s on an actual mountain made from WWII rubble, giving you unique views of the city.  

    🚶 Lazy Stroll

    – Wander along the canal in Kreuzberg. Stop for a kebab (yes, you have to try it in Berlin), then end the day at Dreiländereck to catch a stunning sunset.  

    Berlin is all about finding your own groove. What are your favorite spots in the city? I’d love to add them to my list! ✨