Maxim Levoshin

Category: Life

  • Apple's New Paint Job: Thoughts on the Latest Event

    Apple's New Paint Job: Thoughts on the Latest Event

    Watching the Apple Event Like My German Neighbor Painting His Fence

    I watched the Apple event out of the corner of my eye — the same way I watch my German neighbor repaint his fence every spring. Same fence, just shinier paint.

    iPhone 17 Air: Now Sharp Enough to Slice Bread

    So now we have the iPhone 17 Air. Air. Dust. Plastic salvation for humanity. It's the thinnest yet — perfect for slicing bread while doomscrolling TikTok.

    Apple Watch Ultra 3: Talk to the Satellite

    The Apple Watch Ultra 3 can now talk to satellites. Great. All that's left is for the satellite to start charging a monthly fee.

    AirPods Pro 3: Your Pocket Cardiologist

    AirPods Pro 3 now track your heart rate. I can already imagine the day they whisper, “You have tachycardia.” I’ll take them off, but they'll keep beating in the case.

    “More Affordable Than Ever”: Translation Required

    And all of this is served under the slogan “Now more affordable.” Which loosely translates to: “You’ll survive with last year’s model, peasant. Take out a loan and stop whining.”

    Civilization is tired. Apple, however, is still joyfully painting that same old fence.

    P.S. AAPL is crawling upward — I bought a little before the show.

  • Why Playing to Your Strengths Drives Real Results

    Why Playing to Your Strengths Drives Real Results

    My Superpower: Turning Movement Into Momentum

    My superpower is turning movement into tangible results — and inspiring others to come along.

    According to CliftonStrengths, I'm an Activator and Achiever: I launch things, take the risk, and don’t stop until the goal is met. Combined with curiosity and optimism, this turns ideas into actual wins.

    Why Strengths-Based Leadership Works

    Leaders who lean into their strengths see up to an 8% increase in productivity and a 15% boost in team engagement (Gallup, 2016).

    Focusing on talents improves life satisfaction and reduces burnout risk (Clifton & Harter, 2003).

    Using your core strengths makes you more effective — and happier (Applied Psychology, Harzer & Ruch, 2012).

    Build on Your Strengths — Not Your Weaknesses

    It’s simply smarter to build a life and business around what makes you thrive — instead of constantly patching your weak spots.

    So… what’s your superpower?

  • Burning Man Is Not a Festival — It’s a Desert Awakening

    Burning Man Is Not a Festival — It’s a Desert Awakening

    Burning Man is not a festival — it's a transformation

    It's like if Stanford, a desert rave, a contemporary art exhibition, and an ancient shaman all merged into one being and decided to live through your inner transformation for you.

    People who feel like dreams

    I met a girl from Toronto who was convinced she was a witch. On the third day, she gave me a stone and said it vibrated on my frequency. Later we danced at sunrise to some kind of Japanese techno-house. The next morning, she left to find meaning in the desert. I never found her—or the meaning. But the stone remained.

    Trust the toast and a glowing jellyfish

    I met a guy who introduced himself as Alex but said here he’s “Star Cat.” He made me a mozzarella toast with the phrase “Trust the dust” burned into it. We sat under a glowing jellyfish sculpture and talked about blues. He turned out to be a developer from California and had the best chillout spot in camp.

    Where strangers give compliments

    One stop had a Compliment Bar. Strangers said kind things to other strangers they'd never met. Someone told me, "You look like someone who could be trusted with a galaxy." Two days later, I met a grandpa in a mermaid costume at the same spot.

    A glowing cloak, a deer-bike, and a silent rave

    I met a woman in her sixties who said it was her eighth time at Burning Man—because, here, men listen. She wore a glowing cloak and rode a bicycle shaped like a deer. She invited me to a silent rave—everyone had headphones on, but we were all still yelling. It was beautiful.

    The art of unresolved pain

    On the third day—eyes full of dust, electrolytes in hand, and baby mango puree for lunch—I met a guy who had lived in a monastery in Nepal for two years. Now he builds art installations shaped like emotional wounds he can’t let go of. One was a giant open hand with the words “Say it anyway.” We just stood there in silence.

    When everything becomes unreal

    At night… everything becomes surreal. Fire, lights, costumes, dancing, smells, dreams. Everything you thought you were begins to dissolve. And everything you feared most comes in for a hug. It's not scary. The desert is just showing you.

    Fire, silence, and the ones you don’t take pictures with

    Then it all burns. You stand in front of the giant burning Man, and inside, there's absolute silence. Not because there's nothing—but because there's peace.

    I met people you don’t want to take pictures with. You just want to sit in silence beside them. No one writes about them in posts. But they might be the reason I’ll come back.

  • Where Millionaires Are Moving in 2025

    Where Millionaires Are Moving in 2025

    Millionaires on the Move: Where the Rich Live Now

    In 2025, the world has finally made up its mind on where the rich belong.
    Spoiler: it’s not London.

    Why the Wealthy Are Flocking to the UAE and US

    The UAE is gaining nearly 10,000 millionaires this year. The old formula of "no taxes, lots of sun" still works. The US is also attracting wealthy newcomers—apparently offering not just taxes, but Netflix in its original version. Italy isn’t luring people with low rates, but more likely with pasta and Tuscan views.

    London Leads the Rich Exodus: Down 16,500

    The UK is topping a much less glamorous chart: it’s losing 16,500 millionaires. That’s not a slow leak—it’s a full-on evacuation. China (-7.8K) and India (-3.5K) are also high on the list of departures, likely in search of Dubai’s sunshine and Switzerland’s chocolate.

    Global Migration of Wealth: A New Map

    If millionaires are a flock of birds, then London, Delhi, and Beijing have become the skies to escape from. And Dubai? The juiciest, shiniest bird feeder on the planet.

  • When ChatGPT booked me a haircut… in a bus

    When ChatGPT booked me a haircut… in a bus

    When ChatGPT booked me a haircut – and nailed it… sort of

    Today I decided to test ChatGPT’s new agent mode. I’d seen a post where it worked flawlessly: someone asked to book a haircut in Los Angeles, the AI opened a browser, found a salon, made the appointment – smooth as silk.

    Inspired, I tried: “Book me a haircut tomorrow in Brooklyn, São Paulo.”

    Spoiler: I did NOT expect what happened next.

    At first: flawless automation

    At first, it was perfect. The browser opened, and the agent narrated:
    “Comparing ratings,”
    “Scrolling the page,”
    “Clicking the booking button.”
    It found a barber, asked my preferred time, paused briefly for login, then finished the booking and sent me a neat summary: tomorrow at 1 PM, 25-minute haircut.

    I even got the email confirmation.

    It felt like the future — the kind where AI can do everything except find your missing socks.

    The twist: a barbershop in a bus

    But then… I checked the salon photos. And there it was: a barbershop. Inside. A regular. City. Bus.

    Not “retro-themed,” not “repurposed.” Just a literal bus parked on the roadside, with stools, dust, and a hint of existential despair.

    AI: mission accomplished.
    Me: wondering if my next agent prompt would be “Find where they sterilize their tools.”

    Lesson: trust but verify

    Always double-check — whether it’s a human agent or a digital one. Amen.

  • How Will the Universe End? 6 Possible Scenarios

    The greatest minds are pondering the eternal again — and it might not be so eternal after all.

    Big Crunch: Collapse Instead of Infinity

    One recent theory suggests that if dark energy proves unstable, the Universe won't expand forever.

    Instead, in about 33 billion years, it could reverse course, collapsing in on itself — the so-called "Big Crunch." Think slow-motion apocalypse.

    Big Freeze: The Slowest, Coldest Ending

    In this scenario, expansion never stops. Stars burn out, matter decays, and eventually even black holes vanish. Nothing remains but empty space — cosmic credits roll in pure arthouse style.

    Big Rip: The Universe Torn Apart

    If dark energy accelerates instead of staying steady, it could literally tear the cosmos apart: first galaxies, then planets, then even atoms. Expansion on steroids.

    Big Bounce: An Infinite Cosmic Reboot

    Optimists prefer this one: the Universe collapses, but instead of dying, it triggers another Big Bang — a cosmic reboot on endless repeat. Maybe we’re already in one of many cycles.

    Vacuum Decay: The Instant Game Over

    High-level physics mode: if our universe exists in a "false vacuum," a random quantum fluctuation could rewrite the laws of physics in an instant. No pain. No warning. Just… gone.

    Boltzmann Brain: The Weirdest Possibility

    Not exactly an ending, but unsettling: in an infinite Universe, random fluctuations could eventually create a single conscious brain that only thinks it’s you. Hello, cosmic solipsism.

    So, if you're procrastinating, keep in mind: "later" might end in one of six cosmic apocalypses.

    But hey — we've still got billions of years. Time for coffee and the comforting illusion of control.

  • How a Missed Flight Led to a Nine-Month World Trip

    How a Missed Flight Led to a Nine-Month World Trip

    When Plans Fall Apart—and That’s the Best Thing That Could Happen

    I was headed to a regular, no-frills blockchain conference. Tickets to Tallinn—booked. Slides—polished. Pitch—rehearsed. Even the startup T-shirt was freshly washed for the first time in months.

    But that morning, everything went off-script. Alarm didn’t go off. Elevator broke. The taxi got stuck in traffic. And there I was, suitcase in hand, staring at a closed check-in counter, feeling like an idiot. The only thought in my head: “That’s it—no conference, no investors, no rooftop coworking coffee.”

    A Coffee Instead of a Conference

    And then something strange happened: I didn’t rebook. I didn’t text frantic apologies. I just walked into the nearest café and thought: what if… I didn’t go back?

    That’s how my first plan-free, open-ended world trip began. I just followed the warmth, low prices, and decent Wi-Fi.

    Wine, Khachapuri, and the Art of Doing Nothing (Temporarily)

    First stop: Georgia. I drank wine, ate khachapuri, and told myself this was a short break. Just a week or two. Then came Japan, Singapore, Colombia. A “week” turned into nine months.

    The Suitcase Full of Slides—and a Life Left Behind

    I carried the same suitcase everywhere—with a folder of printed slides from the talk. Just in case I needed to remember the idea. I opened it once in Mumbai, again in Sydney. Then closed it. Life kept distracting me.

    From Freedom to Fake Structure: Addicted to Planning

    At first, I wanted to feel free—no deadlines, no meetings, no hustle. But I quickly realized I was uncomfortable without a schedule. So I started building one from scratch. In Quito, I gave myself a Spanish sprint. In Lima, I researched scooter rentals. In Goa, I woke at 6 a.m. to structure my trip in Notion. Ridiculous? Yes. But I was obsessing even over rest.

    Same Hustle, New Time Zones

    I carried old code. As if I was still playing the same game—just from a different time zone. Every new place, first thing I did was look for a place to work. Coworking, coffee, Zoom sessions. Told myself I was just remote. Truth was, I was scared to stop. To really stop—and ask, “Who am I without this endless hustle?”

    The Turning Point: A Village in Chile, No Laptop

    The peak came in a remote Chilean village. Someone stole my laptop. My mission control—gone. I sat wrapped in a blanket, staring out the window, trying to remember why I even started traveling. When did this stop being joy and turn into just moving the same story around new backdrops?

    The Journey Ends Where It Matters Most

    I opened the suitcase—and there it was, like a scene from a movie: the startup T-shirt. Clean, folded, never worn. A little artifact from my old self. Funny, sweet, completely out of place.

    That’s how I’d been carrying my old self this whole time. With all the same goals, worries, drive to “achieve.” I realized it doesn’t matter if you’re on a call with investors or in a tent on a beach—if you don’t shift internally, you're just dragging the same baggage across different countries.

    The world trip didn’t end in Bali, or LA, or under the Eiffel Tower. It ended inside. The first time I allowed myself to just do nothing. No plans. No purpose. Just… be.

    And that folder with the slides? Still in the suitcase. But now it’s a reminder that I can choose to be someone else—whenever I want.

  • Thinking About Emigrating? Now’s the Time

    Thinking About Emigrating? Now’s the Time

    So, When Are You Emigrating?

    Time’s ticking. Not your personal clock—the global one. One day they're calling in tech workers, the next they're hiking taxes or sealing borders.

    “No money”? Emigrate first, figure it out later

    No money? So what. Emigrate now, solve it later. If you were given citizenship, you'll find a way to get permanent residency. The key is to jump. You’ll learn to swim once you’re in the water.

    “I don’t want to leave”? Be honest—you do

    “I don’t want to leave”? Stop lying to yourself. You do. You're just scared. And that’s normal. Everyone’s scared. Then suddenly you're haggling in Guarani with your plumber.

    Leave before it’s too late

    You need to go while you still can—while your brain works, your legs walk, and bureaucracy hasn’t strangled you yet.

    Yes, moving is hard. But freedom hides behind the fear

    Yes, moving is stress. Life is pain. All of that. But sometimes behind the stress is joy. Freedom. The real you.

    Still waiting for a sign? This is it

    Jackie Chan had already moved through three countries by your age. And you’re still waiting for a sign? Here it is.

  • Why Being a "Nice Guy" Doesn’t Work

    Stop Being So Nice — It’s Not Helping

    I used to think that being polite, helpful, and always doing the right thing would get me everything — love, success, recognition. Spoiler: it doesn’t.

    Then I read No More Mr. Nice Guy — and something clicked.
    That book hits like a slap in the face for anyone who built their personality around people-pleasing. Anyone afraid of conflict, who puts others’ needs first, who silently hopes the world will reward them for being nice. It won’t.

    What Glover Makes Crystal Clear

    Glover breaks it down like this:
    — Being “nice” isn’t kindness — it’s fear
    — Suppressing anger, ambition, and desire doesn’t make you good — just convenient
    — And no one respects the convenient. They use them. They avoid them.
    — Women aren’t attracted to them, friends don’t listen to them. Their voice fades out.

    The Core Insight

    Here’s the core insight:
    If you're always trying to be the “good guy,” you’ve already betrayed yourself.

    After this book, you start getting your spine back.
    You start saying “no.”
    Doing what you want.
    Living with a sense of inner strength, not inner debt.

    The world doesn’t need another nice guy.
    The world needs real men.
    Solid. Honest. Anchored.

  • The Business Card That Changed Everything

    The Business Card That Changed Everything

    A Café, a Coffee, and That Feeling of Stuck

    Late '90s. Autumn. I’m sitting in some depressing café with plastic chairs, sipping an Americano and nibbling a cheesecake—because that’s all I can afford, and the coffee is non-negotiable.

    It was that kind of time—when life felt like it was buffering. No clear plan. Work was annoying. The city weighed on me. I felt like I was stuck between “still young” and “why hasn’t anything worked out yet?”

    The Startup Table and the Forgotten Card

    In the corner, a lively group. One guy pulls out a laptop! Shows something to the others. I catch a few words—startup, demo, pitch, angel investors. These words sounded like a spaceship to me at the time. I wasn’t from that world. I was from the world where PowerPoint took 20 minutes to load, and “project” usually meant something my boss made up again.

    A few minutes later, they leave. But one of them forgets his business card on the table.

    The Email That Wasn’t a Resume

    I hesitate for a second. Then I take it. Then I sit there another 15 minutes, just turning it in my fingers.
    Then I write an email:

    “Hey. I overheard you. I can do this, I’m curious about that, I know a bit of this. If you need someone—I’m around.”
    And I hit send.

    It wasn’t a resume. It was a jump.
    One of those jumps that begins with: “Well… why the hell not?”

    A Different Life from One Message

    Three days later, they replied.
    A week later, I was in their new office talking marketing and building presentations that actually loaded.
    Another week later, I got paid—not for hours worked, but for results delivered. A first.

    I still think about that café sometimes. About that business card. About how everything would’ve gone a different way if I’d just finished my coffee and walked home.

    Sometimes fate hands you a business card.
    More often, you just have to ask yourself:
    Why the hell not?
    And jump.