If Cities Gave a 2025 Year-in-Review
Berlin
Looked chaotic, called it culture. Opened 47 concept spaces, closed 48.
Paris
Spent the year slightly disappointed in people, deeply in love with itself. Never apologized. Croissants remained reliably good.
London
Said interesting 12 million times—never meaning it in a good way. Still charging for everything, especially things that don’t work.
New York
Worked non-stop. Proud of it. Burned out slightly but considers it on-brand. Pumpkin spice lattes got more expensive, which feels correct.
Dubai
Bought another skyscraper—just because it could.
Tbilisi
Once again welcomed everyone, fed them, poured wine, and pretended nothing unusual was happening.
Barcelona
Planned to work. Didn’t. Launched another startup that’s just about to blow up.
Amsterdam
Stayed quiet, calm, followed the rules—and still ended up the weirdest in the room.
Rio de Janeiro
Meant to tidy up. Threw a carnival instead.



