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Watching the Apple Event Like My German Neighbor Painting His Fence<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

I watched the Apple event out of the corner of my eye \u2014 the same way I watch my German neighbor repaint his fence every spring. Same fence, just shinier paint.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

iPhone 17 Air: Now Sharp Enough to Slice Bread<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

So now we have the iPhone 17 Air. Air. Dust. Plastic salvation for humanity. It's the thinnest yet \u2014 perfect for slicing bread while doomscrolling TikTok.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apple Watch Ultra 3: Talk to the Satellite<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

The Apple Watch Ultra 3 can now talk to satellites. Great. All that's left is for the satellite to start charging a monthly fee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

AirPods Pro 3: Your Pocket Cardiologist<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

AirPods Pro 3 now track your heart rate. I can already imagine the day they whisper, \u201cYou have tachycardia.\u201d I\u2019ll take them off, but they'll keep beating in the case.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cMore Affordable Than Ever\u201d: Translation Required<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

And all of this is served under the slogan \u201cNow more affordable.\u201d Which loosely translates to: \u201cYou\u2019ll survive with last year\u2019s model, peasant. Take out a loan and stop whining.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Civilization is tired. Apple, however, is still joyfully painting that same old fence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P.S. AAPL is crawling upward \u2014 I bought a little before the show.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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